I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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