Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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