Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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