whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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