her vagine was all disorganized.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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