Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he told me I talked like a deaf person
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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