singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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