I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
drinking out of a sandbucket again
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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