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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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