Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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