with your own penis?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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