nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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