she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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i now understand why vodka
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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