Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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