walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You did what with his pubic hair?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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