it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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