It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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