But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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