I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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