i just had sex bonerless
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
