i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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