Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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