Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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