summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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