i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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