But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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