If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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