You're completely useless in the revolution.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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