Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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