I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize