If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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