Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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