Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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