I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
my poor anus
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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