There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Your cock deserves a montage
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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