Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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