Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think my vagina is haunted
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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