On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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