But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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