This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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