Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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