One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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