Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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