i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The best revenge is premature balding
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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