That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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