READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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