We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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