Do you still have your period?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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