I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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