They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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