i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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