OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
