I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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