Pappa wants mamma naked
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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