no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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