just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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