you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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