Swine flu. Run for my life!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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